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Title: Doctor's appointment and covid
Post by: ctom on 06/20/20 07:33 UTC

 My urologist’s office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the phone due to the coronavirus. One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test to avoid an office visit.
 Simply go outside and pee in the front yard.
 If ant’s gather: Its DIABETES.
 If you pee on your feet: Its PROSTATE
 If it smells like a barbecue: Its CHOLESTEROL
 If your wrist hurts when you shake it: Its OSTEOARTHRITIS
 If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: Its ALZHEIMER’S

I wonder what I have to do for my blood tests?

Title: Re: Doctor's appointment and covid
Post by: basscatlildave on 06/20/20 08:25 UTC

 :D Good stuff there.

Title: Re: Doctor's appointment and covid
Post by: Lines on 06/20/20 10:36 UTC

LOL.........perfect.
So ctom, what were your test results?

Title: Re: Doctor's appointment and covid
Post by: ctom on 06/20/20 10:57 UTC

Apparently I'm a capon.

Title: Re: Doctor's appointment and covid
Post by: WALLEYE WACKER on 06/20/20 15:25 UTC

That’s just too funny there Tom.

Title: Re: Doctor's appointment and covid
Post by: Les Young on 06/20/20 19:54 UTC

          :D Thanks funny.

Title: Re: Doctor's appointment and covid
Post by: Lines on 06/20/20 22:23 UTC

Better than the alternative. :)

Title: Re: Doctor's appointment and covid
Post by: Lamar on 06/21/20 07:21 UTC

Good stuff. Did you take your temp and wear a mask ?

Title: Re: Doctor's appointment and covid
Post by: Lines on 06/21/20 09:17 UTC

Did you sterilize your testing equipment???

Title: Re: Doctor's appointment and covid
Post by: Johnny Bass on 06/30/20 14:24 UTC

Classic! Well done  :P