Move to Oklahoma . You will be able to use your fan one day , heater the next air conditioner the next then your boat to get out of your yard and the tornadoes will help you move from town to town free of charge .
I'm talking Minnesota. We have a fence around changeing weather and temperatures. You are making a day to day comparison....those same things happen here in minutes. Come here in the winter and you can see this first hand.
We do get tornados. A couple years ago our local TV station [nBC affiliate] got fixed on a different another company" [CBS affiliate] live camera shot of a series of tornados 90 miles away and forgot to mention the one happening less than 4 blocks away from our TV staion. The warning sirens apparently failed to start when the national weather service hit the button, which is bad, but for this TV station to have all that technology, including doplar radar, and to not notice whats happening in their own back yard is something hard to digest.
My lungs are telling me the humidity is shooting up, the clouds are getting darker and wind is very light right now. We need rain bad.
And Andy, I couldn't begin to imagine being on the big river in that howler we had in the evening yesterday. WOW. With the wind blowing up the pipe on that river things generally are not going to be good.