The Question:
How to "weld" one bait (a skirt) to another (Mad Dad) without crazy glueing my fingers shut?

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A Solution:
Even though I've been fishing soft plastic baits for over 40 years....I must have missed the memo on this one.....but all I needed to do was heat each end in a candle ...melt the plastic and stick the two parts together!!! Thank goodness for the power of Google Search!

There is also a video on the web with a guy melting the plastic with a soldering iron...but the candle seems to work great!
I guess I don't need for Jason to make skirted versions of all the baits now!!!
But I still would like a 5" or so diameter skirt mold where the center section is the right diameter for the Mad Dads!
Are there any other memo's I missed and should know??