Dumb, dumb, and dumber

[ctom]

Yesterday we had a bank robbery here in Rochester. Cameras got a very clear, clean shot of the idiot but he still managed to elude law enforcement. Today he went back to the same bank, the same time in the same vehicle and tried for round two. He's resting comfortably in the county slam right now. I wonder what he'll think when he comes off his buzz?

[Lamar]

  Believe it or not it's not that uncommon. I own a company that installs alarm systems. I got called out at 6 am about six weeks ago to a place that just got broke in to. The cop was wanting me to figure out how the person broke in to the place and at what time. As I had my computer hooked up to the alarm reading the reports a kid walked into the back room and asked what was going on. Now we already knew from a shoe print that who ever it was wore a Nike boot. And one that was worn on the one side. Guess what this kid was wearing ? In about a half hour we had our robber. Forrest Gump said " Stupid is what stupid does "

[MO QWACK]

Oh I thought you were talking about yourself Denny and Justin 

[Denny Welch]

Oh I thought you were talking about yourself Denny and Justin 

No...dumb and dumb should go to Tom and Justin for obvious reasons.  Dumber goes to Lamar for wearing a shoe that was worn on one side.

[BareKnuckleJigs]

My "old" house was burglarized in August 2008.  2 days after I went home and reported everything (I was offshore when it happened), the Police caught the NimRod.  Turns out, it was a "thug" Punk from just up the road (honkey).  He and his younger brother were fist-fighting over which one of them was going to put MY Car Audio Equipment in their vehicle and someone called the cops because they were fighting...and so, they were caught for the burglary of my law-abiding, quiet home.

Dope, and the Dope Fiends who partake, can be somewhat beneficial in the Crime World, given this Twisted Set of Criteria...

Dope...Making the Idiots That-Much-More Stupidester since 1823...

[Lamar]

No...dumb and dumb should go to Tom and Justin for obvious reasons.  Dumber goes to Lamar for wearing a shoe that was worn on one side.

  I don't wear shoes right now. I wear slippers as I'm house bound for a while.

[Denny Welch]

  I don't wear shoes right now. I wear slippers as I'm house bound for a while.

On a serious note, I hope the hip pain is no longer an issue and that you're up and about soon.

BTW, are the slippers pink?

[Lamar]

  Hips doing great. Feeling lots better now then I did before. Should have done this two years ago. I just got the green light to start driving again yesterday. Sad part was I just ordered a new Tundra CM. It took seven weeks to come in and the very next week I got my hip replaced. So for four weeks all I've been able to do it look at it in the garage. So yesterday I finally got to drive it with 341 miles and still smelling new. I got this one with the 5.7 in it. That thing is a beast and should have no problem pulling my boat. So it's good to be back in the world again. Thanks for asking

[Muskygary]

It's surprising how "man toys" will help you get well again! Speedy recovery Lamar.

[eyedo]

A lead pill in the ear hole would take care of one of them, but it wouldn't do much good there are too many of them.  There is a TV show called. Drugs  it is disturbing its not just in the big cities it all over the country. They say the life expectancy for meth user is 5 years. Now that is dumb too and sad.  This Santa clause leadership we have and they are not getting enough so they steal from ppl that work hard and pay taxes. It gets irritating.                                                              About the only things I rely on is ins. An alarm system and a good lead dispenser and hope that's enough.    Sounds like the hip is getting better Lamar.  And a good choice for your truck.  I thought about a new Ram but not sure about that guts thing.

[kevin]

just saw that on news.. reporter was on tv and all of a sudden a guy comes running outta place and points there he goes!!! ( robbin same place he did day b4 )the idiot was filmed that time and didn't go far..lol. wow.. what timing.. the reporter said well never had this happen b4

[ctom]

The paper tonight mentioned that this idiot is already on federal probation for a bank robbery in 2009 in the Twin Cities. He apparently stole the get away van and a gas card from his dad. What a dink.