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Online ctom

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This is funny
« on: 12/18/14 18:59 UTC »
Dear friends,

With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.

As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.

Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit.

That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it......Denny Welch, former attorney, current jailbird
« Last Edit: 12/19/14 09:02 UTC by ctom »
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Offline 1boom

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Re: This is funny
« Reply #1 on: 12/18/14 20:51 UTC »
Too funny Tom.... Lol
I'd rather be fishin'...

Offline Denny Welch

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Re: This is funny
« Reply #2 on: 12/18/14 21:44 UTC »
Yeah, Tom, it's funny, but not as funny as my reply to Lipbender84.
Until next time.

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Offline WALLEYE WACKER

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Re: This is funny
« Reply #3 on: 12/18/14 23:31 UTC »
I'd would wipe it down and park a few blocks from the house. Great story .
May your days be filled with sun shine and you always have a tight line. AMEN

Offline Kasilofchrisn

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Re: This is funny
« Reply #4 on: 12/19/14 00:16 UTC »
A guy near me did just that.
His friends took his keys and told him to take a cab. Well he stole a cab and drove it home.
I think he lost his business and everything over that one.

Offline Jerry V

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Re: This is funny
« Reply #5 on: 12/19/14 08:46 UTC »
Yeah, Tom, it's funny, but not as funny as my reply to Lipbender84.

Both Smalljaw and Fatman are pretty good wirebenders, but I don't know how much they cost.  Sorry!

YUP, ya gotta admit... that's purdy dang funny right there!   ;)

Nice work Mr. Welch, I'm proud of ya.
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Re: This is funny
« Reply #6 on: 12/19/14 10:02 UTC »
Good one!!!